WHO Poll
Q: 2023/24 Hopes & aspirations for this season
a. As Champions of Europe there's no reason we shouldn't be pushing for a top 7 spot & a run in the Cups
24%
  
b. Last season was a trophy winning one and there's only one way to go after that, I expect a dull mid table bore fest of a season
17%
  
c. Buy some f***ing players or we're in a battle to stay up & that's as good as it gets
18%
  
d. Moyes out
37%
  
e. New season you say, woohoo time to get the new kit and wear it it to the pub for all the big games, the wags down there call me Mr West Ham
3%
  



Steady 6:22 Mon Jul 5
WhoMail
I've been a member of WHO for years and haven't had/used WhoMail (no this isn't an invite to get sent messages).

Just wondered whether people do actually use it and has anyone had any weird or wonderful private messages they'd like to share? I'm guessing a few fight messages or some name calling has been sent over the years

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Moncurs Putting Iron 2:55 Tue Jul 6
Re: WhoMail
Trunds,

It's a series of links due to the file size.

Lee Trundle 1:58 Tue Jul 6
Re: WhoMail
Link to Anne Widdecombes sex pants?

cholo 1:58 Tue Jul 6
Re: WhoMail
Although, I can't really argue with the last line.

cholo 1:51 Tue Jul 6
Re: WhoMail
Remember when people used to go to the trouble of whomailing this kind of nonsense?



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10:49 Mon Jul 11
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Moncurs Putting Iron 1:41 Tue Jul 6
Re: WhoMail
Nice WHO personas send nice WHOmails and get nice WHO mails back.

My inbox is blander than Anne Widdecombes sex pants.

Manuel 1:32 Tue Jul 6
Re: WhoMail
jammydee is an old stalker of mine, had forgot about him. So I wasn't the only one then.

Northern Sold 1:26 Tue Jul 6
Re: WhoMail
Send me a Whomail Kaiser and we'll meet up... your gym or mine???

Kaiser Zoso 1:22 Tue Jul 6
Re: WhoMail
jammydee
21:21 Sat Mar 12

Northern Sold 1:19 Tue Jul 6
Re: WhoMail
It brightens my day up to read some of these classics...


men are 4 times.

jammydee
7:50 Mon Apr 13
More likely to take their own life than women..

So do us all a favour you cock..




You sir...

jammydee
12:43 Fri Oct 23
Is a massive bell peice..

Make no mistake.

I'm sure you're actually ok in real life,yet come across as a right nigel on here.. đź‘Ť




I wish we had an ignore button

jammydee
21:09 Sat Mar 12
You tedious cunt

wish we had an ignore button

jammydee
21:21 Sat Mar 12
I wish I knew what you looked like.. I would leave my place of work, pop into rush fitness on my way out, pick up a 9kg dumbbell and then smash ur fucking skull in...


* does massive wanker sign

jammydee
11:30 Sat Jun 11
Bloody hell, I don't remember sending this..

I do apologise old chap, please forgive me.



Iceland

jammydee
22:56 Tue Jun 14
Fancy a bum mate?


TONIGHTTT LET GET SOME AN LIVE

Erith Jeff
11:58 Fri Dec 18
WHILEE WE YOUNG...
modern footbal shit i rememer teraces have scrap shag blondy fiuck off home LALALLAA NORHTNER BEAT THE WIFE 0100 TIME I SHAG HER EVERYNITE hahaha lALALALA

Oi

Erith Jeff
14:00 Tue Dec 8
Wat glue do u sniff u mad cunt haha my nose is block this mornin pal need tonfuckin get some super glue on there all over the nose n that u need a nose bag for that crystal meth u fuckun lunatic I need some tipexxxxxxxxxxx ahhhhhhh my ex is a cunt mate looool she want me for my MONEY but no moncler for her no more from bister village sluttytttttyt Sammy only like bitches from Canning twon anywa so Fuckd em all cunts

Erith Jeff
14:47 Thu Nov 26
bank transfer me some money mate please


Hi Mate

RayleighGH
17:03 Mon Mar 23
Hi Mate,

Just a quick message mate, cause I fancy a chat mate while I wanky my little cock all night long lol.

I bought some lube mate haha lol but i prefer dry wanky my little cock normally mate haha.

Message back lol

Kind regards mate

GH

Nurse Ratched 1:05 Tue Jul 6
Re: WhoMail
SecOp

That was very likely me, for which I apologise unreservedly.

Lee Trundle 12:56 Tue Jul 6
Re: WhoMail
This one made me laugh.



Site Admin.
10:53 Mon Jul 11
You may be aware that WHO will soon be launching the new look site. This development follows extensive consultations and beta testing by a representative sample of WHOers. We hope you will like the new look and will use its many exciting features and innovations responsibly.

The consultations recommended that membership be reviewed for certain WHOers whose posting history has been flagged for excessive off-topic and off-colour posts. (We call this the Great Bullshitters List.)

It is my duty to inform you that you are on this list.

Before you are permitted to use the new site, your continued membership must be confirmed by the Owners/Mods. Confirmation (or lack thereof) will be done by personal online interviews. The date and time scheduled for your interview is:

WEDNESDAY 13 JULY at 3.30 a.m.

You are requested to confirm your availability and online presence at that time by replying to this WHOmail. Failure to attend will be seen as an indication of your lack of commitment to WHO and your continued membership may be at risk. You will be provided with the URL for the interview after you confirm. This will also be an opportunity for you to raise any issues or concerns you may have with using WHO.

This is a good time for you to review the WHO guidelines, which may be found here: http://westhamonline.net/faq.php

You were referred to the Great Bullshitters List for the following reason(s):
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Northern Sold 12:53 Tue Jul 6
Re: WhoMail
Yeah sorry bout that Bolty son!!!

I’ve had shit loads over the years… a few wishing death on my Black lab ha ha ha !!! Only once did I succumb to a goad on here and stupidly turned up for a `discussion’ … even phoned the `bloke’ at work to find out they did not know who the hell Steve was…. Last time and only time… Mug

Block 12:45 Tue Jul 6
Re: WhoMail
Got sent death threats when a picture of me in a wall kit when I was 3 years old got posted on here.

Kaiser Zoso 12:45 Tue Jul 6
Re: WhoMail
What was it like when you got there, V son?

Vexed 12:34 Tue Jul 6
Re: WhoMail
I generally get threats (lots), 'advice' from moderators (fairly regular) and occasionally just strange shit like this:

Oi oi

RayleighGH
13:49 Tue Mar 24
Sapnin fella long time no speak Listen got a little propsition lol.
Me and u, 6 brasses, 6 crates of corona, 2L of moet and a fuck load of bitches at my crib Saturday night, already got the diazepam in the post mate lol should be a good one let me no if ur interested mate if so I need to pick a few things up from b and q like more frozen mice for my pet chameleon and a new door mat. Reply soon mate anyway be good to see u

GH

Woodford Green 12:12 Tue Jul 6
Re: WhoMail
Probably about 10 years ago I sent a WHOmail to a fairly regular poster on here politely telling him to fuck off after he had an unnecessary pop at me on a thread.

He never responded nor did he ever post on this site again.

Mike Oxsaw 10:52 Tue Jul 6
Re: WhoMail
In the "right" posters hands, a WhoMail is quite simply a targetted WMD.

Ignore/best them on the forum proper and they launch a barrage of WhoMails your way, carrying on their rant, without a second thought.

Coffee 9:52 Tue Jul 6
Re: WhoMail
I've had some bizarre WHOmails over the years. Including one, can't remember who it was, that wanted to have a chat about Coco Pops.

Coffee 9:46 Tue Jul 6
Re: WhoMail
FirstOpinion?

SecondOpinion 9:44 Tue Jul 6
Re: WhoMail
When I first signed on, *someone* on here was absolutely convinced I was another poster with a new name. This went on for ages and they even became quite unpleasant.
Fortunatley, they eventually gave up.
This was my first account of being stalked on the internet and that person occasionally still has that unpleasantness about them whenever I post

Cue to the response of that poster

Darby_ 6:59 Tue Jul 6
Re: WhoMail
Someone asking me who Norm was. I didn’t know. BubblesCyprus about Oman and how much he loved it. Fortunes Hiding saying he thinks Hugh has been made a mod.


Erith Jeff
12:29 Thu Nov 26
Sweet darby mate whos billy ocean I think I no who u mean is he that West Ham footbal bod big in the 80s never shy of a scrap???

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